You Think Squirrels Are Bad?

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I remember growing up outside of Boston and having to hide everything from squirrels. You would see them running down telephone lines from pole to pole.  They would jump from tree to tree and were very acrobatic.  I also remember  having a paper route. My brother and I would get up early, grab the stack of papers on the driveway and split them up.  After, we would head to the garage that was always left open;  9 of 10 days, a few squirrels would come running out and scare the shit out of us. Mind you, the Massachusetts squirrels are not like the SD squirrels.  The Mass squirrels take shits bigger than the SD squirrels. One day, my brother and I were fed up and said, what can we do to these little shits. So we started feeding them bread mixed with jalapeno peppers. They would eat them, then lay on their backs and start scratching their stomachs like crazy.  It kept them away for a few days. I don’t think I would have tried the jalapeno stunt on this guy! Side note – I  never thought that a squirrel was part of the bear family. Below is proof.  What do you think?  What the hell is that rope made of anyways?  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

John is a badass motha fucka

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