Why Couldn’t I Drive By This Accident?

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I drive down the freeway in San Diego and someone see’s a white spotted owl on the side of the road and it causes 30 minutes of traffic.   I get to sit there waiting to see what caused the traffic and find nothing.  Or maybe get to see two goats having sex up in the hills.   I hate seeing accidents so I am not saying I want to see an accident but am saying I want the traffic to be caused by something worthy of stopping cars for miles. Why can’t I ever be 2 miles behind the slut bus when it crashes? I love the guy in the yellow Haz Mat suit and the commentary.  Obviously this is made up, but still funny as shit.   TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

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