Joke of the Day

Tuesday Joke Of The Day

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coo coo clockAnd here is your Tuesday Joke Of The Day.. if you have one you would like to contribute please email them to  we will be giving away tshirts to some of the lucky contributors.

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I coocooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, “Midnight, just like I said.”

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, “Last night when it coocooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said ‘Shit!’, coocooed four more times, farted, coocooed three times, cleared its throat, coocooed two more times and then started giggling.”

John is a badass motha fucka

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