Reasons I Don’t Ride Roller Coasters

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I hate roller coasters for a few reasons.  The first is because they scare the shit out of me.  I literally start to sweat and feel like I am going to pass out just from the damn click,click, click noise when we are climbing the hill. The suspense kills me and I go pale.  Then the ride itself just makes me feel like shit.  I guess it turns some people on and they get a rush from it. Well, when I crack a cold Blue Moon that gives me a rush and I am going to stick with that.  The 3rd reason I hate them is because the lines are 45 minutes and the ride only lasts 1 minute, but I guess I should be happy about that.  The final reason I hate roller coasters?  The fear of what happens on this video.  I am not really afraid of falling off or getting hurt. I am afraid that some ass may video tape me looking like a total pussy.  It’s funny when this kid gets video taped, but it wouldn’t be if it was me.  I almost think this isn’t real because his mom laughs way too much. If that was my son or daughter I would at least show a little compassion for them until we got off and then I would laugh and post the video all over the internet.  Enjoy this one and remember when you are on a ride of any type make sure that you don’t look like an ass because someone may be recording you.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

John is a badass motha fucka

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