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Test To Determine If You Are An Alcoholic

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I have often wondered if there is a simple test to determine if you are an alcoholic.  Maybe something as simple as answer these 10 questions and get the results back. Or, maybe have you walk through the beer aisle at Vons and see how long you can stand there before you have to grab a beer or you start sweating. I know I when I walk through the beer aisle all I say to myself  is, “look at all those choices, should I buy a 6-pack of each?  What if the beer companies go on strike? Should I stock up and fill the garage just in case?”  Well, now I feel better knowing that sweating while walking through the beer aisle doesn’t make you an alcoholic and asking yourself if you should fill the garage with beer in case the beer companies go on strike doesn’t make you an alcoholic.   Here is a simple test to determine if you are an alcoholic. I will let you know if I passed and am going to celebrate my success with having an ice cold Blue Moon.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

You are an alcoholic if you saw the bar sign.

John is a badass motha fucka

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