Tell Me This Doesn’t Sound Like a Disaster Waiting to Happen

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I am not one to pass judgement, but please tell me you don’t know how this one is going to end.  Who the hell are these parents?  This sounds about as good as what guys say before they jumped into the tigers cage to pet him ‘because he looked so soft’.   The only difference is, those end quickly.  These parents should be put away for child endangerment and just being plain stupid.  Full grown men that have climbed for years have died doing this, but somehow these parents think it’s ok for their kid to do it.  Please have this family contact me so I can buy the kid a $1,000,000 life policy and put me as the benificiary.  This kid not making it is as much a lock as the UCONN women’s team winning tonight.  I barely let my 10 yr old play in the front yard, never mind hike the highest mountain in the world.  Oh, but they will pick a time of the year when the weather is good.  Complete story below.  IDIOTS.   -ICEBERG 

SoCal boy, 13, plans to climb Mt. Everest

By Raquel Maria Dillon Associated Press Writer

3:28 AM PDT, April 6, 2010

LOS ANGELES ; – A 13-year-old California boy plans to try to climb Mount Everest in a quest to reach the summits of the highest peaks on all seven continents.

If Jordan Romero succeeds, he’ll become the youngest person to conquer the world’s highest mountain.  (If he is not, he will end up splattered all over some rock.)

Jordan will attempt the ascent to 29,035 feet with his father and his father’s girlfriend, both experienced outdoors people who have helped train the teenager for top-level mountaineering.

When Jordan was only 9, a school mural of the seven summits inspired his ambitious goal.  (Oh now I feel better,  he really wants to do it.  When I was 13, I saw a women at the beach with a giant rack that I wanted to dive on and my father didn’t say, “Great idea, let me push you on top of her!’) 

“I told my dad about it and he didn’t say no. He just explained the difficulties and what I’d have to do. (Try explaining to the kid what it feels like to free fall 1000 ft.  Then tell him that when he lands it will take more than a bandaid to fix his little boo boo.)  We started training right away,” said Jordan, who was scheduled to depart for Nepal Monday night.

At age 10, he became the youngest American to summit Mount Kilimanjaro, Africa’s highest peak. He’s steadily checked off four of the tallest peaks since then, including Alaska’s Mount McKinley, which many climbers consider to be a more technical climb than Everest.

Despite his penchant for tall mountains and thin air, friends and family describe Jordan as unusually grounded for a 13-year-old. He said he understands the risks of climbing Everest, which kills climbers almost every year. (At 13 you think a 30 yr old is an old person and think having a job is a cool thing.  He has no clue what the risks are.  At the carnival you have to be a certain height to go on some rides. I am sure this kid can’t go on all the rides at County Fair this summer, but he can climb Mt Everest?????)

“Mountain climbing requires a lot of mental training and making smart decisions. It’s a metaphor for life,” he said, sounding wiser than his years.

The teenager’s planned Everest ascent is making the mountaineering community think hard about how young is too young to climb such a dangerous mountain.  (Let me give you a good place to start. Does he have hair on his balls?  If not, then he can’t do it.)

Jordan’s father, Paul Romero, said he wants nothing more than to make his son’s dreams come true.

“It’s his quest and we’re just along for the ride,” said Romero, a helicopter paramedic who lives in the San Bernardino Mountains ski town of Big Bear Lake. “We may or may not reach the summit this time. It might be a dress rehearsal.”

Romero and girlfriend Karen Lundgren are adventure racers, competing in weeklong endurance races that combine biking, climbing, paddling and climbing through wilderness areas around the world. (That is great to know. What the hell does that have to do with a 13 yr old climbing the tallest rock in the planet?)

Jordan’s mother, Leigh Anne Drake, said she supports her son but she also sees her ex-husband’s influence in the project.

“He went to his dad’s for a weekend and came back with a new goal,”  (He also saw his dad getting barked at by his new wife and realized life sucks when you get married so,  let’s go do something stupid at 13 so I won’t be alive to get married)  to be the youngest to reach the top of Everest, she said. “If you’re going to do it, you have to foot the bill. But if you set a record, you can get sponsorship.”  (Like I said, I will give him money if he let’s me buy him a life insurance policy and I get to be the benificiary.)

The trio’s Everest expedition is costing $150,000. Jordan, his father and Lundgren will be making the ascent with three sherpas.

Temperatures at the summit can plunge to 100 degrees below zero and hurricane-force winds blow much of the year. Atmospheric pressure at the peak is about a third that of sea-level, which can lead to breathing difficulties, mental sluggishness and other serious medical problems. Climbers usually use bottled oxygen.  (Ok, just reading this made me sweat and my asshole pucker.  Does a 13 yr old kid understand this?  Have him hold his hand in a bucket of ice/water for 2 minutes and see what happens – 100 below? How do you even measure that?  You would figure once it was 30 below who the hell cares!  Just title anything colder  as – CAF  (cold as fuck))

The extreme cold, lack of oxygen, falls, exhaustion and avalanches have killed hundreds of climbers. Many of their bodies remain beside the trail.  (Kid- do you know what the means?  you have a 90% chance of getting killed.  You better have one sick bet with the hottest chick in the school; if you make it back, you get to play doctor with her for a weekend and she has to bring two of her hot friends.)

Guides who have experience with Everest say Jordan will probably be safe, as long as he and his team pay close attention to how their bodies are reacting to the high altitude and low oxygen conditions near the peak.

“After doing five of those peaks — I’ve done them, it’s hard — that means he’s a tough kid,” said Jason Edwards, a guide with the Seattle-based International Mountain Guides. The outfitter has a minimum age limit of 18 for Everest expeditions because of liability issues.

But Gordon Janow, a guide with Alpine Ascents International, also based in Seattle, said there’s not a lot of research on the short- and long-term effects of high altitude on children, whose brains and bodies are still developing.

“We’re in a day and age where parents are pushing kids to extremes so much. It’s very hard to disentangle the parent from the kid these days,” he said. “But with mountaineering, the kid can’t just go through the motions. They have to do a lot of physical training and really want it.”

Janow has turned down 14-year-olds who wanted to climb Kilimanjaro without their parents.

“Jordan’s probably a better bet than some 68-year-old guy who’s only done two mountains,” he said. “These days it’s moving so fast, it’s a 10-year-old sailing around the world this year and an 8-year-old the next. What’s reasonable anymore?”

During the frenzy of packing, Jordan’s mother said she is bracing herself for two long months when the only news of her son will come from a blinking dot that represents his GPS device on a topographical map of Everest.  “I’m on a roller coaster,” Drake said as her voice cracked with emotion. “From the second he leaves my arms until he’s back, it’s like I can’t breathe and I can’t cry. But at the same time, I’m so overjoyed that’s he’s getting the chance to do and see all of these amazing things.”  (Here’s an idea, buy him a book to see the photo’s, and a video of someone else climbing the damn rock.  I have never been to Paris, but have see the Eiffel tower and you know what?  That is good enough for me. I don’t think seeing it in person is going to make it that much better.)

She said her son is taking two months of homework to Nepal so he can keep up with school.  (This could be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.)

The current record holder for the youngest to climb the peak is Temba Tsheri of Nepal who was 16 and lost five fingers during his ascent due to frostbite.  (Did you tell your kid this and are you prepared for this to happen to your son?)

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