RSA For The Week

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This is a reminder that RollinSD is not here just to entertain you.  We actually provide  valuable information on keeping you healthy.  For our past RSA’s, see the bottom of the post.    Who loves ya?  RollinSD does, that’s who.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

A glass of wine… To  paraphrase W.C.. Fields, “I don’t drink water, because fish screw in  it.”
To  my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and  those who don’t..

As Ben Franklin  said: In  wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water  there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully  controlled trials, scientists  have demonstrated that if we drink 1  liter of water each day, at  the end of the year we would have absorbed more  than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in  feces. In  other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

However, we  do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &  beer (or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because  alcohol has to go through a purification  process of  boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Water  = Poop,
Wine  =  Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk  stupid,
than to drink water and be full of  shit

There is no need to thank me for this valuable  information:  I’m  doing it as a Rollin’ Service Announcement


John is a badass motha fucka

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