RollinSD IQ Test

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Every once and a while we like to put a challenge out to our readers.  Today we are going to give you a little IQ Test to get your brain working early.  Take your time on this as the answer maybe be easier than you think.  If you have any IQ tests or challenges you would like me to post, send them my way. We will be doing a weekly IQ/Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader post in the Mornin’ Coffee starting next week.  Remember to start you day off with a joke and a fact with RollinSD’s Mornin’ Coffee.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

You are walking along holding an umbrella for your wife. You approach a gate with an obstruction above it made of steel.  

Choose one:a.  You should lower the umbrella, close the umbrella, pass the umbrella through the gate and open it on the other side.b.  You should leave the umbrella open and pass it over the top of the obstruction and continue on the other side.

c.  You should continue to hold the umbrella in the same position because a  solid metal will pass through another solid metal unobstructed.  It’s a law of physics.

d.  You should give the small umbrella to a Secret Service body guard and get a larger umbrella on the other side of the gate because the small one you are holding is woefully insufficient to cover your wife’s huge rear.

e.  You should resign because you are too dumb to hold a public office.

John is a badass motha fucka

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