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Man Killed On Golf Course

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With Spring time here there are more and more people out on the golf course.  Guys be careful out there.  The golf course was once thought to be a safe place to be and now I am not too sure.  Be careful of who you play with and what you say.   Full story below.

A local foursome were playing their weekly round of golf at a local San Diego Golf Course.  They came up to the third whole to find a foursome of women on the ladies tee.  They are taking their time and notice the men behind them.

One of the men reported that the first three women hustled up and hit their balls right down the middle.  The final lady stepped up and missed her first 2 swings.  Them men start to get a bit impatient.  On her third swing he hits the ball 5 feet and the ball is still resting on the ladies tee. Then she goes over and whiffs it again and then hit it 2 more feet.

She looked back at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”

Bob immediately responded, “Well, there you have it.  You should have taken golf lessons instead!”

Bob never even had a chance to duck.  He was 43…….

John is a badass motha fucka

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