Joke of the Day

Joke Of The Day

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I love little Johnny jokes and not just because my grandmother used to call me Johnny, but because I used to be like little Johnny.  I just wish I was a witty as Little Johnny was in most of the jokes.  Enjoy your Friday Joke of the Day and if you like this joke. Please share on Facebook and by email with friends.  Have an awesome weekend everyone.

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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

John is a badass motha fucka

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