Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day- Christmas Shopping

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cshop2Here is your joke of the day and it has to do with Christmas shopping to stay with the holiday spirit.  Who has the balls to pull this one off?

A couple were in a busy Shopping Centr just before Christmas.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.

The wife said, ‘Where are you, you know we have lots to do”

He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?  I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you.”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.

“Yes, I do remember that shop” she replied.

“Well I’m in the bar next to that.”

Merry Christmas to all.

John is a badass motha fucka

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