I Hate Splinters

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Everyone has some memory of getting a splinter in their foot or finger as a kid.  You remember it being huge and painful and your  mother or father holding you down to try and pry this bad boy out with a pair of tweezers. Then, after 10 minutes of you screaming and squirming, your parent finally pulls out this two by four that was causing you so much pain.  You look over to see what caused all of this and can’t believe your eyes.  What the hell?  This thing, that is  half the size of a grain of rice, caused all the pain and suffering?  I have memories of this happening more than once to me and my mother still likes to tell the story.  Anyone know what I am talking about?   Now check out this story and splinter and you will be glad you only had a half a piece of rice stuck in your foot.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control of his High Speed Bass Boat in West Virginia.
The warden’s believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 mph at the time of the accident.
He was unable to negotiate a curve in the narrow waterway and unfortunately for him, upon striking the shoreline, he was ejected from the boat and landed on an old fence post.
You can probably picture what happened next, but this photograph really says it all.
The good news is after about 6 months, this man made a full recovery after suffering a shattered hip, broken leg, several broken ribs, internal injuries and soft tissue damage.. The doctors credited his recovery to the fact that the post lodged itself so tightly that there was little or no blood loss.  Now do you feel any better about your splinter as a kid?  I love the lady in the back. Hey, are you taking a photo?  Let me itch my back and stick my tits out.

John is a badass motha fucka

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