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How The Irish Take A Day Off- Fact of the Day

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irish day offPaddy & Murphy are working on a building site.  Paddy says to Murphy ‘Im gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!’

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts ‘I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!’   Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts ‘Paddy you’re mad, go home.’   So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

‘Where the hell are you going?’ asks the Foreman.  ‘I cant work in the friggin dark! ‘ says Murphy.

Fact of the Day~ The “Guinness Book of World Records” was created by Guinness brewery employees. The book was a result of an argument over the identity of the fastest game bird in Europe.

John is a badass motha fucka

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