Happy Holidays

Dear Staff,

We are having our holiday party this year on Friday, December 23, 2011 starting at 4:00PM at XY Chromosome R Us Restaurant.   After all, it is RollinSD.  We will do our absolute best not to offend anyone.  Please know, we are taking measures to ensure we have addressed every: religious, political, dietary, alcohol sensitivity ever known to mankind.

There will be no Santa Claus, no Christmas tree, no Christmas carols, and no alcohol in case anyone is in recovery or should be.  No temptations within reach…strike that.  Ok, where was I?

There’s a $5.00 gift minimum; cheap bastards.   Rollers, the economy is in the toilet.

There will be separate tables for carnivores, pescatarians, vegetarians and vegans. God forbid, if your beef touches an alfalfa sprout.  We are taking precaution to  shield anyone from the horror of seeing someone cut into a piece of lettuce because that may cause trauma, then we get sued and the hyper sensitive
f*cktard will win.  The end.

No one is allowed to mention Christmas, Hanukah, Ramadan and the other 20 major religions out there in the universe.  Please do not take offense that Christmas was  listed first in the above sentence.

There is no discussion allowed on Republicans and Democrats lunacy.  I mean…Oh, never mind.  No mentions of any alleged and/or actual  sexual tryst(s) of either political party.

Yes, your First Amendment right is in peril upon attending RollinSD holiday party.  By attending, you relinquish this  right. We dodge bullets.   Please sign and date at the bottom.   Legal will be relieved we are getting theses releases signed.

We want to include all by having these guidelines.

Wait…getting a text from the suits.  Text reads, “Too many bleeping restrictions.  Cancel the  party.  Screw all the wackos.  I’m sick of this s**t.”   Their  words not mine.

Happy now?!?

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