Joke of the Day

Friday Joke of the Day

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.

The man smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.  After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look  at these breasts, they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. And nipples like pencil erasers. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.

I have a 28 inch waist and my legs are long, slim, and tan. I have blue-green eyes and long auburn hair that you can
absolutely get lost in. Look at my skin, not a blemish  anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is  my ears?”

Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside when you said you heard someone cumming…………that was me.

 

I hope you enjoyed your Friday Joke of the Day.. if you have a joke you would like to contribute please email to me at TMTMTL@RollinSD.com   Enjoy the weekend.

John is a badass motha fucka

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