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Dear Hottie On Valentines Day

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Rollers, read this and take action. I am a slacker and really can’t do this because my girlfriend  reads this damn site daily and it won’t be a surprise.   This is for all of you who secretly get up in the middle of the night to check the site.  Then erase all your cookies and delete all past sites you went to because if your wife knew you were on RollinSD, she would shoot you.  Thanks to Marty for sending in this question to our own Dear Hottie.  I’m thinking if you do this, you may get  that ever so illusive blow job you have been waiting for? Now send this to all your friends who are wondering what a blow job feels like and tell them they owe you.

Dear Hottie,   Valentine’s day is right around the corner and I have always been kind of a slacker. I always ask my girl friend what she wants and she says nothing. So, I do the dinner thing and a card. What can I do to surprise her and be a little different?

Marty, Most woman prefer thought, time and energy put into romantic gestures. A great way to accomplish all of these, is setting up a scavenger hunt. For example, start by sending her flowers at work with the first clue being on the card, have each location reference the past, present or future of your relationship. (tip: try to recruit a friend to go along to the destinations with her…the only thing girls love more than romance, is a witness to envy how lucky she is to have a great guy! plus it will earn you brownie points with her friends.) End the journey with dinner where you will be waiting to get your praise! While this is not the first time this has been done, every relationship has paved a unique road…show her you remember your path traveled!
Hottie Hear

John is a badass motha fucka

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