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Dead Man Christmas Shopping

So you survived Black Friday and came back for more bargains on Cyber Monday. You swooped up some awesome deals.  But wait, you didn’t begin to look or have the thought of shopping for your lady (ladies for some), right men?

Not to panic!   It’s been requested that I help you out with this.   Take a deep cleansing breath and exhale.

You can relax knowing that all gifts do not require a purchase but rather some creativity and romance that guarantees to get you more lovin’.

Men, if you are married with children for God sake realize your wife is exhausted being your wife, mother, sex slave, chef, accountant, therapist, chauffer, etc and etc.  She has feelings and needs to be appreciated.  Take the time and consideration to make her feel like she’s a Playboy centerfold.  Focus on your wife needs for a change.  You can start by planning a getaway for just the two of you…no cell phones allowed.   Arrange for a reliable babysitter.  Have your home cleaned by a maid service.  No, your wife is not your damn flunky in case you did not realize that.

Start to rekindle the romance by writing her a poem.  Use your words to tell her how you feel about her.  Send her flowers at her office as well as lace your house with petals.  Have dinner delivered to your home.  Make a candle light bubble bath for the two of you.  Remember why you fell head over heels in love with her in the first place.  You’re not done!  Think about where she wants to go for a holiday vacay and make it happen.  The element of surprise is magical; that would be the good kind of surprise though.

Men who are dating, lets discuss how long you’re dating and what gifts are deemed as time appropriate for the following: 1 to 3 months also known as the generic zone, which is fairly safe to purchase perfume, CDs and clothing without getting into any gnarly fights.  3 to 6 months known as the sentimental zone, which is recommended for you to purchase that 1st edition William Faulkner book and painting she’s been yearning to get.  6 to 12 months known as the commitment zone, at this juncture a trip to Tiffany’s is mandated.

For the men who are multi-tasking dating here, there and everywhere, you’re bad boys therefore, don’t do anything.  By the way, you get absolutely NOT A THING.

Now, wasn’t that good for you?  ;-) ~MM GSpot Where Your Mind Climaxes

 

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