Cheating Hearts  By: Melissa Michaels

Love is in the air or is it?  Rollers, let’s deal with this and get it out of the way before Valentine’s Day.   On the count of 3 and in unison say, “Cheating Sucks!”

My girlfriends are constantly asking me for advice on you men and your “special” ways.   Men, you tell me stuff that makes me feel like I’m your priest in a confessional.  Thank you…but really it’s TMI.  Yes, I’m shaking my head.

Cheating blows, obviously, for a gazillion reasons.  As you all know, it’s hardly a recent invention.  Watch Mad Men, episode [FILL IN THE BLANK].

According to the results of the MSNBC.com/iVillage Lust, Love & Loyalty survey, the study found that 22 percent of married men and 15 percent of married women have cheated at least once.

Few weeks ago, Marianne Gingrich the ex-wife of Newt Gingrich, (former U.S. Congressman, Speaker of the House and now presidential hopeful) told the world he wanted an open marriage.

Ask Demi Moore how that worked for her.

I guess, if you have an open relationship that negates cheating?!?   No need to ace the craft of creeping when it’s out there, right?

Valentine’s Day does present a strenuous and awkward time for cheaters since it is virtually impossible to be in two places at once.  The pressure is on to satisfy the primary partner as well as the f*ck buddy.

You can actually test this theory.  The next time you’re in Victoria Secret, Fredericks or any other lingerie boutiques of your liking, ask any salesperson if it is typical for them to sell two different teddies to one customer for Valentine’s Day.  Drum roll please…you will see one is paid with a credit card for the wife or top girlfriend #1 and the other is paid with cash for the chick on the side.

Tricksters are systematically slick while covering their asses.

Therefore, play the game and don’t get played by those with cheating hearts.

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