Breast Exams By Boy Scouts

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Breast cancer is no laughing matter.  According to the National Cancer Institute, in 2010 alone, the estimated number of deaths was almost 40,000 women (and roughly 400 men).  Self-examinations and mammograms are important for early detection.  That’s why these sensible young men in the video below have the right idea when it comes to helping the cause.  Everybody knows that Boy Scouts are “trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent”, which is precisely why women should feel safe putting their mammary glands in the hands of a trained Scout.  You’re able to help pubescent boys perform a community service and they’re able to help keep your health in check. This alternative to paying an expensive doctor’s fee is a win-win situation for everyone.  (I know of a few former 1996 AZ troop-430 Scouts whom I wouldn’t mind calling up to keep me cancer-free, but I digress.)  Sign up for your free groping, I mean, breast exam today!  ~Az’s Finest

John is a badass motha fucka

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